Humor Quotes



Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

~ Pablo Picasso Quotes

Famous Quotes on: Humor, General




The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

~ Rita Mae Brown Quotes

Inspirational Quotes on: Humor, General, Friend




Non-comprehenders are often distressed. Not you, though--because with good humor you're blessed. After all, your thoughts went like this, I dare say: It was none but the Lord who made us that way.

~ Albert Einstein Quotes from The Private Albert Einstein; p. 142

Motivational Quotes on: Thoughts, Humor, Albert Einstein, Stress, Good




I have come to the frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element. It is my personal approach that creates the climate. It is my daily mood that makes the weather. I possess tremendous power to make life miserable or joyous. I can be a tool of torture or an instrument of inspiration, I can humiliate or humor, hurt or heal. In all situations, it is my response that decides whether a crisis is escalated or de-escalated, and a person is humanized or de-humanized. If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming.

~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quotes

Self-Development Quotes on: Decide, Inspiration, Humor, Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, Persona, Goethe, Power, Create, Life, Becoming, Joy, People







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~ Rabindranath Tagore
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